Quotes are in parenthesis...I mean quotations...I think that's what they are called..
Funny Story
Adam told me once he was fishing with his parents and older brother when he was about 4, and they were using frogs for bait, and a catfish jumped up, bit the frog's skin at the waist, and made it peel down to its ankles, and he said "Ooooh, look mommy, the fish pulled the frog's pants down!"
~Hillary~
Jello
"Some mouses are prettier than her!"
Cello?
The Glee Club
"I've got the scratches..."
"Ummm, who said you could go for a dip in my toilet?"
Hobos
"I'm blue!"
"We could throw stuff out the winder..."
"How much wood...could a woodchuck chuck...if a woodchuck could...IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD!!!"
"Remember the Backstreet Boys!"
"To the winder...YEOW!...To the wall..."
Dom...
WOODCHUCKS UNITED!
The Forgotten Panty.
Soul...
The Holy Coke
"Hello, may I please speak to Satan?"
"I'm back!!!" (then I crash into the wall and fall down)
BOOfrog
"Do you have the papers"
"You're old and you're cold like your daddy's-NEIGH!!!!"
Gramma Hillifred
"Hey Stupid!"
"Oh my gosh pickle, I smell a becky!"
~Adam~
"OK lemme just put this rock inside your ear real quick..."
Mary had a little lamb...
Pomegranates
"I'm gonna name my son 'Boy With Crabs!' Robert cuts in. 'Bobby? Here! Danny? Here! Joe? Joe?...hmm, must be absent. Boy With Crabs? Here!'"
Bein' Fat
"Hey Stupid!"
Sneezing
"I am going to be among the elite in academic and career pursuits!"
Adam's sis: Do you have a girlfriend?
Adam: Yea, it's Jamie
Adam's sis: Do I need to beat her up?
Adam: No
Adam's sis: Is she a snob?
Adam: NO, SHE'S THE ONE YOU VERBALLY HARRASSED OVER THE INTERNET!!!
Lobsters
~Emily~
"It's opener there...in the wide open air."
Recycling
Jenny From The Block
"People are like Mr. Bubbles. They can be fun, colorful, and exciting, then one day they pop."
Profanity and cuss words
Maybe I'm available...maybe I'm not
Look, there's Uranus! Thank you!
BUZZ!!!
Lobsters
"Janice! AWWW!!!"
Adam's Gong
"Don't let people bring you down...blah blah blah...people say you're pretty but you're not, you're not all that great..."-Emily (Emily didn't say this)
~Angelia~
Judas Priest
"I have my one true friend on speed dial...I need to call my mom now."
"Mrs. Quintanilla, how big are the bleachers?"
America
Lobsters
"Did you ever realize how zeros look like eggs?"
"Hey Stupid!"
Sunglasses
~Others~
"I have a dream, that one day, white people, black people, and purple people will all come together as one nation."-Sebastian (Hillary was eavesdropping and just happened to hear him say this..)
"And what about the yellow people and the brown people and the red people and the blue people and...."-Emily after reading Sebastian's quote
"It's kool we ain't got skool"-Mathew
"That's kool but tomorrow we ain't got skool"-Mathew
"Miss, I don't like my desk...it has a whole bunch of engravings on it." -Katie
"You see the green microscopic fungi thing in Figure 4? That's a hydra It uses asexual reproduction. It doesn't go cozy up to another hydra and start mating with it."-Mrs. Arnn
Half of a day-Jordon
I got a ponytail!-MG
Crapper's Pad!-Cheerleaders (Mostly Meagan) and alot of other people who saw the pic of crapper's pad
****-Shelby S.
Hey stupid!-Lauren, Angelia, Hillary, Adam, JT, Jared, David, other David...umm...whoever else I yelled that to
Look, there's Uranus! Thank you!-Lauren and Emily
Lobsters-Angelia, Adam, Robert, David, David
Crabs-Marcy
~Special Quotes~
"Guys are like slinkies, it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs. OH! OH! THERE GOES ONE NOW!!!"
- (Jamie, 5:46)
"Please don't hate me, I might be rich and famous someday."
-(Hillary, 5:25)
"If I could be anything I want when I grow up I would be...an architect because I would make lots of money and be able to support my wife and kids."
- (Jordon, 2:32)
"Quick, run around and scream like an idiot!"
- (Adam, 45 minutes ago)
Hillary made this one up : (
"I like to dance and do the funky chicken in my panties."
-(Jamie, 3:23)
"That's a pretty big paper cut!"
- (Katie, 5:23)
"It's better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you are not."
- (Kymmi, 5:22)
"You should name him Donkey!"
- (Colby, 5:21)
"People say that things will go away but they don't."
- (Lauren, Angelia, 5:20)
